Tuesday, August 4, 2009

You know you're in a midlife crisis when...

We've just received advanced copies of Marrying George Clooney: Confessions from a Midlife Crisis by Amy Ferris and the book looks beautiful. Currently we're running a contest on the fan page on Facebook for seven lucky fans to receive an advanced copy of the book! All you have to do is become a fan here and finish the sentence, You know you're in a midlife crisis when...

Read Amy's seven signs of a midlife crisis below and go to the fan page to list yours!

You know you’re in a midlife crisis when….
By Amy Ferris

7. There are no molehills, only mountains.

6. You no longer want—or need—to punctuate any single part of your life with a period

5. Heads Ambien. Tails Ambien.

4. You call The Women's Correctional Center to see if they have "week to week" availability.

3. Going through the alphabet, you immediately think Xanax when you come to the letter X.

2. Networking is the new gossiping.

1. Finally, midlife means you're closer to death, so you make sure to keep everything & everyone at arm’s length, postponing the inevitable as long as possible.


Susan M DeAngelis said...

I know I'm in a midlife crisis.

I spent the whole weekend catching up on old episodes of the L-Word and rummaging through an old cardboard box labled Memories.

Sounds like a fantastic book.


Laura Lee aka the Midlife Crisis Queen said...

I've been in midlife crisis for ages now! That's why I'm known as the Midlife Crisis Queen! Go learn more at: http://MidlifeCrisisQueen.com